Our team of highly trained, yet slightly jaded, tech-support specialists will guide you through the process of rebooting your system... again.
We know, we know, it's not your fault. It's probably just a USB snafu.
Don't worry, we'll get you up and running in no time. Unless you're one of these guys. Then you're on your own.
Techno-Failures is not responsible for any damage caused by our services. Or not.