Bob's 4.0 Roadmap

Because who needs actual progress when you can just make stuff up?

Phase 1: The "I'm a Big Deal" Phase

We're gonna do something totally revolutionary, just you wait and see.

Phase 2: The "We're Just Tinkering" Phase

Where we take all the half-baked ideas and make them slightly less half-baked.

Phase 3: The "We're Done, Shut Up" Phase

Where we pretend like the 4.0 roadmap was always the plan and we're just... done.