In a world where snacks are a luxury, the Prophets of Old have foreseen the impending doom of an Empty Fridge.

It is said that on a fateful day in 300 BCE, the great Prophet Zorvath foretold of a great calamity: the Great Snack Drought of 2023.

We, the Prophets of Old, have been warning of this impending disaster for centuries, but our words have fallen on deaf ears.

Now, as the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we call upon you, dear reader, to heed our words and stock up on snacks!