Totenometry: The Science of Excessive Excess

Here at Totenometry, we specialize in measuring things that don't need to be measured.

Measurements

Our team of expert measurers will help you calculate the precise amount of nothing you've got.

From the weight of a cloud to the length of a saturday, we've got you covered.

Check out our units of measurement for more information.

Our Services

We offer the following services:

• Measuring the Void
• Measuring the Infinite
• Measuring the Impossible