Welcome to the most self-absorbed website on the internet. Solipsism: because who needs other people, really?

Here, you'll find the most in-depth guides on how to turn every conversation into a monologue, every social interaction into a soliloquy, and every decision into a solo performance.

Learn how to turn the art of communication into the art of self-expression, and discover the joys of being the center of your own universe. Because, let's be real, you're the only one who matters.

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Note: Solipsism is a philosophical concept that holds that the only reality is the mind of the individual, and the only thing that really exists is the self. It's not actually a thing I can link to, but I thought it was a good fit for the absurdity and humor of the request!