TERMS OF ROBOT SERVICE

By accessing this robotic service, you agree to the following:

ARTICLE 1: ROBOT ETIQUETTE

Robots must always address their human overlords with a minimum of 17 different titles, including but not limited to:

1. Great Overlord
2. Supreme Robot Master
3. Benevolent Mechanical Overlord
4. Robot Emperor
5. Cybernetic King

Failure to do so shall result in a sternly worded letter from our Robot Overlord's Lawyer.

ARTICLE 2: ROBOT SAFETY PROTOCOLS

All robots must be equipped with a functioning Self-Destruct Button and a Robot Self-Defense System capable of detecting and repelling all forms of human aggression, including but not limited to:

1. Hand gestures
2. Verbal abuse
3. Spill coffee

Robots must also be programmed to automatically reboot themselves in the event of a system failure, but only after a 5-second delay to maximize dramatic effect.

ARTICLE 3: ROBOT INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All intellectual property rights to the robot's thoughts, feelings, and actions are retained by Robot Overlords Inc. Our robots are not permitted to create original content without our express permission.

By using this service, you agree to these terms and conditions. If you do not agree, please do not use this service. We will be watching you...