We're not just any ordinary organization, no, we're better-than-average
Our team has managed to not spill coffee on the conference room carpet 3 days in a row, a feat that will surely be remembered for generations to come.
We've also successfully used the phrase "synergy" without being asked to leave the meeting
Other completely-not-made-up achievements can be found on the next page
Our CEO has managed to break the office record for most hours spent playing solitaire while on a "business call"