Testimonials from Celebrities Who Clearly Have No Time to Read the Fine Print

Here's what some famous folks have to say:

John Cena says: "I'm a 16-time world champion, and I've never even had a decent cup of coffee."
James Franco says: "I'm not a photographer, but I can make a mean latte."
Johnny Depp says: "I'm a method actor, but even I don't take myself that seriously."