The Sandwich of Regret: Ingredients

Warning: The following list of ingredients may cause existential dread and a strong urge to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise.

• Mayonnaise: Because who needs a social life?
• Canned tuna: For that one weird cousin at the family reunion.
• Processed American cheese: The ultimate symbol of settling.
• Chopped onions: To represent the layers of emotional pain you'll experience after consuming this sandwich.
• Bread: Stale, like your dreams and aspirations.
• Lettuce: The green shoots of your withered hopes and desires.
• Tomato: A juicy reminder that life is just a series of crushed expectations.

Side effects may include: feelings of despair, a strong desire to reevaluate life choices, and an intense craving for a good therapist.

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