The Sandwich of Regret
Regret is a feeling that can be summed up in a single, perfectly crafted sandwich. This behemoth of a meal contains:
- Two pounds of regret, thinly sliced and served on a bed of despair.
- A dollop of missed opportunities, sprinkled with the tears of yesterday.
- The piquant crunch of 'what ifs', all mixed with a hint of 'only if'.
- A pinch of 'if only' regret, all held together with the breading of 'I should have'.
Would you like to see its ingredients list? Click here to view.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to attempt to make it for yourself.
But be warned, this sandwich has been known to cause existential crises and spontaneous weeping in those who consume it.