The Sandwich of Regret: Condiments

Condiments of Despair

  1. Blue Cream Surprise A condiment that will haunt you for the rest of your life
  2. Unforgiven Relish A tangy reminder of past mistakes
  3. Disastrous Mayonnaise A creamy condiment that will ruin everything

Warning: Consuming these condiments may lead to irreversible regret.