Step 1: Gather ingredients. But not just any ingredients. No, no. This is a Sandwich of Regret, so we're talking about the finest meats, freshest veggies, and most obscure condiments. You know, the kind of things that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made.reportedly
• 2 pounds of imported, organic, free-range, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, soy-free, nut-free, lactose-free, egg-free, fish-free, shellfish-free, meat-free, free-range chicken-free, free-range egg-free, free-range turkey-free, free-range beef-free, free-range pork-free, free-range lamb-free, free-range duck-free, free-range goose-free, free-range turkey-free, free-range beef-free, free-range chicken-free, free-range pork-free, free-range lamb-free, free-range duck-free, free-range goose-free, free-range beef-free, free-range chicken-free, free-range pork-free,chartInstance
ประก Proceed to Condiments, where you'll find the most regret-inducing condiments known to mankind. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
Step 3: Assemble the sandwiches.æk
Step 4: Eat the Sandwichæk and face the consequences. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Step 5: Bask in the Regret of your decision. You'll never be the same again. Or will you?
And that's it! Congratulations, you've made the Sandwich of Regret! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go weep in a corner.
The Condiments of Regret await you, but don't say I didn't tell you...