The Sandwich of Regret
A Recipe for a Life of Unfulfilled Expectations
The Sandwich of Regret is not just a meal, it's a state of mind. A state where you realize that you've been eating the same boring old bread for years, and that your life's purpose is just a mirage on the horizon.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups Unfulfilled Potential
- 1 cup Regret
- 3 tablespoons Disappointment
- 1 tablespoon Bittersweet Memories
- 1/4 cup Self-Loathing
- 1/4 cup Self-Pity
- 1/2 cup Unrelenting Sarcasm
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a bowl of existential dread.
- Stir in a dash of hope, but only for a moment, because let's be real, it's not going to change anything.
- Serve cold, garnished with a side of "what ifs".
- Enjoy the flavor of your shattered dreams and crushed aspirations.