Welcome, fellow sloths. Today, we'll be discussing the intricacies of the sloth-napping lifestyle. It's a delicate art, really.
Sloth-napping is not just about sleeping all day. It's about mastering the subtleties of relaxation.
Learn the 7 fundamental nap strategies
And don't forget to check out our comprehensive guide on Sloth-nap Equipment
Or, if you're feeling particularly ambitious, try your hand at Mastering the Sloth-nap
Read the philosophical underpinnings of sloth-napping
Now, go forth and nuzzle the world with your newfound knowledge.
Sloth-napping is not a crime, but it's also not a hobby. It's a lifestyle.