A mysterious stapler of untold legend, feared by office workers across the land. Its metal jaws snap shut with a ferocity that strikes fear into the hearts of those who dare approach it.
Warning: The Stapler of Doom has been known to shred documents with reckless abandon, leaving its victims in a state of utter despair.
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