The Legion of the Infernal Thermals of Despair: A Burning Question
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Our Mission:
Our mission is to provide an endless stream of paperwork, bureaucratic hurdles, and existential crises. Because what's the point of life without a good burning sensation?
Our Methods:
We employ a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly flammable professionals who will guide you through the never-ending cycle of forms, meetings, and pointless discussions.
Our methods are as follows:
- Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
- Attend a series of 12 meetings, each with a different agenda.
- Engage in a 3-hour discussion on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
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