We exist because someone, somewhere, had too much coffee and decided to bring hell to Earth.
See Our About Page for more information.
Alas, we have few allies, as our fiery breath is a potent deodorizer.
Check out Our Allyship Page for a laugh.
We're not sure, as our fire-breathing powers are fueled by existential dread.
Visit Our FAQ: Stopping Us Page for some unsatisfying answers.