Chrononitativity - The Theory of Everything, But Not Really

In the grand tradition of Albert Einstein, Max Planck, and other great minds, I present to you: Chrononitativity. A theory so bold, so daring, so utterly ridiculous that it defies the very fabric of space and time!

What is Chrononitativity?

Chrononitativity is not just a theory, it's a way of life. It's the idea that time is not a fixed concept, but a fluid, ever-changing, utterly confusing mess of seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, and millennia... all at once!

Key Principles of Chrononitativity:

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Applications of Chrononitativity:

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