As we continue down this existential rabbit hole, we find ourselves face-to-face with the crushing weight of our own mortality. The abyss of uncertainty yawns open before us, a void that threatens to consume all that we hold dear. It's enough to drive anyone mad!
But fear not, dear therapist, for we have a coping mechanism for you: The Art of Pretending to be Sane, where we'll learn to mask our existential terror with a veneer of normalcy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can opt for The Existential Crisis Cooking Class, where we'll sauté our way through the meaninglessness of life, one perfectly crafted stir-fry at a time.