Bad Smell Subscription
For those who want to experience the pungent aroma of last night's Chinese takeout in the comfort of their own home.
Frequently Asked Questions Our Smell Satisfaction GuaranteeFrequently Asked Questions
Q: Will I get a bad smell in my mailbox?
A: No, our smells are delivered directly to your nose.
Q: Can I choose my own smell?
A: No, our experts carefully curate the stinkiest of smells just for you.
Q: Is it safe?
A: We have a team of highly trained smell experts who ensure your safety at all times.
Back to Bad Smell SubscriptionOur Smell Satisfaction Guarantee
If you're not 100% satisfied with our bad smell subscription, we'll refund your purchase and send you a complimentary nose plug.
We're that confident in our smell.
But don't just take our word for it:
- 95% of our customers report experiencing a significant decrease in their sense of smell after just one subscription cycle.
- 75% report a noticeable increase in their social anxiety.
- 50% report a sudden and intense craving for strong coffee.