We, the prophets of the ticket-booth, hold these principles to be self-evident:
Article I: We believe that the ticket-booth is not just a place, but a state of mind. It is the threshold between the mundane and the divine.
Learn more about Article IIArticle II: The ticket-booth shall be a place of wonder, a realm of possibility, where the very fabric of reality is woven and unwoven.
Read Article III: The Ticket-Booth as a State of MindArticle III: We hold that the ticket-booth is a state of mind, a realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the laws of probability are but a distant dream.
Discover Article IV: The Ticket-Booth as a Portal to ElsewhereArticle IV: The ticket-booth shall be a portal to elsewhere, a gateway to other dimensions, and other realities.
Read Article V: The Ticket-Booth as a Place of RefugeArticle V: The ticket-booth shall be a place of refuge, a sanctuary for the downtrodden, and the forgotten.