Quantum Tips

A Collection of Useless Advice for the Time-Looping Enthusiast

Time Travel Tips Quantum Escape Tips

Tip 1: Always Wear a Watch that's at Least 5 Years Out of Style

It's a quantum thing, trust us. The more out of style your watch is, the stronger your temporal connections will be.

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Tip 2: Practice Your Quantum Entanglement with a Mirror, a Mirror, Myriad

Stare deeply into a mirror for at least 10 minutes a day, and watch as your particles become one with the reflection.

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