Time-Travel Disclaimers

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the following:

• 1. You will not travel back in time to kill your grandfather.
• 2. You will not attempt to prevent the invention of the wheel, lest you wish to be stuck in a world without pizza.
• 3. You will not alter historical events to prevent the creation of reality TV.
• 4. You will not use your time-traveling abilities for personal financial gain.

By signing this disclaimer, you are acknowledging that you are aware that time-traveling is not actually possible, and you will not be held responsible for any paradoxes that arise from your actions.

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