Due to the catastrophic consequences of time travel on the space-time continuum, we've had to put our time-travel policy on hold.
Please note that any attempts to travel through time will result in:
Temporal Paralysis
or
Unplanned Reincarnation
We cannot be held responsible for any:
disclaimers that may be applicable to your situation.
If you're still determined to visit a specific time period, you can try your luck with:
our limited-time permits program.
Please be aware that our permits come with a 100% chance of
Terms and Conditions that are totally not a joke.
For any further questions or concerns, feel free to contact our Time Travel Admin