By accessing this site, you acknowledge that time travel is inherently unstable and may cause:

  1. Unpredictable alterations to historical events.
  2. Unforeseen paradoxes.
  3. Causality violations.
  4. Mild stomach cramps.

By proceeding, you agree to hold harmless:

  1. Time Travel Inc.
  2. Time Travel Inc.'s affiliates and partners.
  3. The universe.

Additionally, you agree to:

  1. Wear a watch that is always on.
  2. Bring your own snacks.
  3. Respect local time-zones.
Learn more about our safety guidelines and emergency procedures.