Announcements for Time-Traveling Toaster Enthusiasts

Important Updates from the Time-Travel Toaster 5000 Team:

• New Chronology Algorithm Update: Because Who Needs Linear Time, Anyway?
• Time-Traveler Support Group: Because Time Traveling Alone is So Last Season
• Buy One Get One Free Toast Special: Limited Time Only Offer

Click here for more announcements and to learn the rules of time-travel toaster engagement.