Welcome, esteemed members of the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 community!
Our rules are simple:
- Don't mess with the space-time continuum
- No toasting of sentient bread
- No use of toaster-ninja skills for personal gain
Violations of these rules will result in temporal paradox penalties, including (but not limited to):
- Toasting of one's own past self
- Forced re-wrapping of the space-time fabric
- Toaster-ninjad-induced brain freeze
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