Rule 1: Don't Mess with Causality
Don't even think about it. We have a team of highly trained temporal engineers who will deal with that sort of thing.
Rule 2: No Toaster-Fu
Our toaster's power source is not a lightsaber. Don't even try. You'll just end up with a bunch of sparkly bits of metal and a singed beard.
Go to Safety Precautions for more informationRule 3: Don't Eat the Toast
You'll get indigestion. Trust us.
Clarification 1: What's the Deal with the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000?
It's not just a toaster, it's a time machine! Sort of. Okay, fine. It's a toaster that can make toast, but also travel through time. Don't ask questions.
Go to Time-Travel Theories for more information