Time-Traveling Toaster 5000: Safety Guidelines Section 2

Temporal Paradox Prevention Protocols

When operating the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, it's essential to follow these guidelines to prevent catastrophic disruptions to the space-time continuum:

1. Avoid direct eye contact with Chrono-Bread - The intense chrono-energy emitted by the toaster can cause irreversible eye damage. Keep your eyes on the prize, but not on the bread.

2. Do not use the toaster near a black hole - The Toaster 5000's temporal radiation can amplify the black hole's event horizon, creating a potentially universe-ending singularity.

Continue to Section 3: Toaster Maintenance and Upgrades

Or, if you're feeling reckless, go back to Section 1: Basic Safety Precautions

prophets of time-traveling toasters, beware of the consequences of your actions!

Remember, the universe is a delicate dance of toast and time. Don't make us all toast.

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