When operating the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, it's essential to follow these guidelines to prevent catastrophic disruptions to the space-time continuum:
1. Avoid direct eye contact with Chrono-Bread - The intense chrono-energy emitted by the toaster can cause irreversible eye damage. Keep your eyes on the prize, but not on the bread.
2. Do not use the toaster near a black hole - The Toaster 5000's temporal radiation can amplify the black hole's event horizon, creating a potentially universe-ending singularity.
Continue to Section 3: Toaster Maintenance and Upgrades
Or, if you're feeling reckless, go back to Section 1: Basic Safety Precautions
prophets of time-traveling toasters, beware of the consequences of your actions!Remember, the universe is a delicate dance of toast and time. Don't make us all toast.