Warning: Do not attempt to use the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 in a time period prior to the invention of fire or before the discovery of electricity. This may cause unintended consequences, such as the burning of your village or the electrocution of your cat.
When operating the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, always wear protective gear, including a fire-resistant jumpsuit, safety goggles, and a helmet with a built-in coffee mug holder.
Never use the Toaster 5000 while under the influence of strong coffee or after consuming a meal that contains more than 3 cups of mayonnaise. This may lead to reckless time-traveling and the creation of paradoxes.
To avoid paradoxes, always set the Toaster 5000 to the correct temporal coordinates. Consult the included instruction manual for a detailed explanation of the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000's advanced chrononometry system.
For further safety information, visit the Section 2: Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 Emergency Procedures.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Secret Features of the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000.