Warranty Claims for the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000

We, the manufacturers of the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, stand behind our products 100%.

Or at least 99.9% if we're being completely honest.

Our toaster has been certified by the International Time-Traveling Toaster Association (ITTA) and has been proven to be 100% functional in all timelines.

What's covered:

• Burnt toast
• Unintentional timeline rewrites
• Mysterious toast appearances in alternate dimensions

What's not covered:

• Lost socks
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby appliances
• The user's sanity after prolonged use