Time-Traveling Toaster 5000: Warranty & Conditions

By using the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will comply with, the following:

1. You will not attempt to use the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 to reheat last night's pizza.
2. You will not attempt to use the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 for nefarious purposes, such as altering the space-time continuum or assassinating historical figures.
3. You will not use the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 in any way that could reasonably be considered annoying or distracting to those around you.

Furthermore, you agree that the manufacturer is not responsible for any:

• Temporal paradoxes or logical inconsistencies.
• Unplanned reheatings of previously consumed items.
• Sudden appearances of mustachioed, trench-coated men in your kitchen.

By signing below, you agree to these terms and conditions, and acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks and absurdities associated with time travel.

I have read and acknowledged the terms and conditions.

I have signed the warranty and conditions.