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Order Form for the Time-Traveling Toaster 9000

Warning: Time Traveling may result in paradoxes. Proceed with caution.

Destination Date:

Enter the date you want to travel back in time to:

Paradoxical Bagel Preferences:

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Note: Do not travel back in time to before 1982. The Toaster 9000's warranty will not be honored.