Q: Is this toaster actually time-traveling?
A: Yes, it's a real time machine. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds.
Q: How does it work?
A: It uses a combination of advanced chrono-temporal displacement technology and a toaster motor.
Q: Is it safe?
A: It's as safe as a toaster. Probably safer, actually. Unless you're trying to toast a chicken. Then it's a real gamble.
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