Legend has it that the great pharaoh, Ramses II, commissioned a team of master craftsmen to build a time-traveling toaster for his morning bread.
The myth goes that the toaster, known as the 'Chrono-Toast 3000,' had the power to not only toast bread but also to send its user back in time to the era of the pharaohs' greatest conquests.
Alas, the Chrono-Toast 3000 was said to be so powerful that it caused a rift in the space-time continuum, resulting in the Great Sphinx being replaced with a toaster in the middle of the desert.