Time-Traveling Toaster 3000: Ancient Egyptian Invention Myths

Ancient Egyptian Invention Myths

The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 is a legendary device rumored to have been invented by the great Pharaoh Khufu, who used it to toast bread for the gods on the banks of the Nile.

Read about the mythical toaster's supposed ability to toast bread while simultaneously solving the problem of the pyramids. Or learn about the Toaster 3000's alleged use in the ancient Egyptian equivalent of a toaster-themed amusement park.

Mythical Features

The Toaster 3000 was said to have possessed the following features:

A built-in chronalizer, which allowed it to pinpoint exact moments in time to toast bread to perfection.
A toast-throwing arm, which could shoot perfectly toasted slices of bread at unsuspecting pharaohs for added flavor.
A built-in hieroglyphic display, which displayed recipes for the perfect Egyptian flatbread.

Read about the Toaster 3000's alleged connection to the lost city of Zerzura.