Welcome to the Time Travel Toaster, where the past meets the breakfast table!
Our team of expert chronal engineers has created a machine that can cook your breakfast while also altering the fabric of time itself.
However, be warned: time travel can be unpredictable, and our toaster has been known to create minor paradoxes and toast-related anomalies.
We can't promise it will work as expected, but hey, who needs a boring breakfast when you can have Butterfly Effect Biscotti?
Contact us for more information or to schedule a toaster test run.