Bread Bombs: Time-Traveling Toaster's Favorite Recipes

1920s Flapper Frenzy Bread Bombs

Ingredients:

• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup chopped walnuts

Instructions:

1. Preheat toaster to exactly 37.5 degrees Celsius.
2. Mix dry ingredients in a bowl while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" out loud.
3. Add chopped walnuts, then fold the dough in a figure-eight pattern.

Time-Traveling Toaster's Tip: To achieve maximum flapper-fication, bake the bread in a time-traveling toaster while simultaneously playing the Charleston on a Victrol.

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