Warning: The following guide is not for the faint of heart or those with any semblance of sanity.
Toaster's Top 5 Most Catastrophic Choices will change your perspective on the space-time continuum. Or, you know, not.
Our team of expert toasters has carefully curated a list of decisions that will ensure your timeline is forever marred by regret, despair, and utter catastrophe. Because who needs a stable timeline, really?
But wait, there's more! Visit our Toaster's Top 10 Disastrous Decisions: The Sequel for even more thrilling tales of temporal woe!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Toaster's Top 20 Disastrous Decisions: The Cataclysmic Edition and risk losing your grip on reality.