Time-Travel Toaster 9000 - Orders and Inquiries

Place your orders for the most advanced time-traveling toaster the world has ever seen!

• Chrono Discrepancy: +1 hour to the past
• Time Surfing: Surf through eras with ease
• Paradoxical Bagel: Toasting the fabric of spacetime

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

• Quantum Flip: Randomly jump through time and space
• Chrono Surf Safari: Ride the waves of time