Specifications for the most epic appliance to ever exist.
Travel through time, but only to moments when you really, really wanted toast.
Based on a proprietary blend of quantum physics and breakfast magic.
A complex system of gears and levers that ensures you arrive at your destination with a perfectly toasted slice.
A wide range of options to suit your every breakfast need.
Choose from a variety of bread types, including whole wheat, rye, and gluten-free.
Select from a range of artisanal spreads, including jam, peanut butter, and a special 'Chrono-Compound' that's out of this world.
Order your Time-Travel Toaster 9000 today and experience the breakfast of champions!