It is theorized that a toaster, imbued with the essence of chrono-energy, could be used to navigate the timestream.
By carefully calibrating the toasting cycle, one could potentially create localized distortions in the fabric of time.
This concept is known as the Chronosaurus Theory.
The implications for breakfast cuisine are endless!
Or are they?
We are currently seeking funding for our research grant to explore this concept further.
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