A: It's a toaster that can send you back to the 80s.
Q: But what about the 90s?
A: Ah, those were some weird years. Ask us no questions.
A: We've tested it on our interns. They're all fine.
A: No. We've had issues with the pyramids.
Q: What about the future?
A: We're working on it. But don't expect any discounts.
A: Ha! You'll never be able to return it. You'll be stuck in a time loop of regret.
Not responsible for any temporal paradoxes caused by misuse of the Time-Traveling Toaster.
Use at your own risk.