Time Travel Toaster: A Disclaimer
Warning: The Time Travel Toaster is a highly experimental appliance. Use with caution.
By using the Time Travel Toaster, you acknowledge that you have read and prophets of the following:
- I understand that time travel may cause minimalist existential dread.
- I accept that I may experience spontaneous combustion upon returning to the present.
- I will not hold the Time Travel Toaster responsible for any paradoxes or inconvenient temporal anomalies.
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