Future Toaster Beta Testers Wanted: Side Effects of Toast Overload

As a future toaster beta tester, you will be subjected to the most rigorous and intense testing protocols known to humanity. Your brain will be constantly bombarded with visions of perfectly toasted bread, tantalizing aromas, and the constant risk of toaster-related trauma.

Common Side Effects:

Excessive salivation and bread cravings.
Repetitive toaster whirring in sleep.
Loss of productivity due to constant bread-related daydreaming.
Uncontrollable outbursts of "BUT IS IT DONE YET?"
Rapidly increasing toaster maintenance costs due to excessive use.

Don't worry, we have solutions for all these problems. Just click here to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling brave, here to learn about the potential risks of toaster-related madness.