Q: What is the fundamental principle behind the Time Traveler's Toaster?
A: It's simple: the Toaster harnesses the raw power of chrono-disruption, channeling it into a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, allowing for precise jumps into the past or future.
Learn more about paradox avoidance techniquesA: Ah, don't worry! Our patented Toast-O-Matic technology ensures your breakfast is cooked to a perfectly toasted crispiness, while simultaneously altering the fabric of reality.
Find out about our toaster maintenance scheduleQ: Can I travel with my family and pets?
A: Unfortunately, due to the grandfather clause, only the most direct lineage of humans are eligible for temporal transport. Sorry, Fido.
Understand the emotional implications of time travel with your petsQ: Will time travel cause side effects?
A: Side effects? Ha! You're thinking of the Butterfly Effect. Our Toaster is a marvel of modern science, with only minor side effects, like occasional toaster jam and spontaneous combustion.
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