This toaster has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, turn people's hair bright pink, and occasionally send back in time to the Middle Ages to reenact scenes from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
Known issues:
Overly aggressive toaster personality.
Reprogram toaster with a calming meditation app.
WorkaroundsToaster's affinity for 80s punk rock.
Replace toaster's music library with elevator jazz.
WorkaroundsToaster's overactive sense of adventure.
Install a time-traveling Toaster's GPS, set to "Home".
Workarounds