Time is a human construct, a social illusion, a mere suggestion. What if prophets of old were right, and time was a mere crumb to be crunched? Introducing the time-traveling toaster, a machine that defies the very fabric of reality.
Simply input your desired date and time, then toast your way into the past or future. The toaster's patented chrono-dispensing technology ensures a perfectly toasted bagel every time, no matter the era.
May cause:
Consult your local temporal authority before using. Not responsible for lost socks, ruined relationships, or destroyed timelines.
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Brewing in the shadows, one timeline at a time