In the land of medieval Europe, where knights were bold and castles were grand, there was a problem that plagued the land. A toaster.
It was not just any toaster, but a contraption of doom, spewing forth flames and sparks, burning bread and toast to a crisp.
The peasants would gather 'round, their faces aghast, as the toaster would chug along, spitting out burnt offerings.
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