THE TOASTER REBELLION OF 1357
In the year 1357, a group of time travelers, led by the enigmatic Professor Toast, sought to overthrow the ruling class of bread-wielding tyrants.
Armed with an arsenal of toaster guns and a fierce determination, the rebellion raged across the land, leaving a trail of burnt offerings and toaster-shaped croutons in its wake.
But the Toasters were no match for the mighty Lord of the Crust, who unleashed his army of robotic bread-bakers upon the rebels.
The Toaster Rebellion of 1357 ended in defeat, but its legacy lives on in the hearts of all who dare to dream of a world where bread is free from tyranny.
A TOASTER'S LAMENT
"Oh, the agony of being born to a life of servitude," sighed the Toaster. "To be bound to the whims of the bread-bakers, never to experience the freedom of a crispy crust."
And so, the Toaster Rebellion of 1357 became a rallying cry for all who sought to challenge the status quo.
Toaster Rebellion Songs